My wit and wisdom

1) Minorities pose the greatest danger to themselves. That's why they never become a majority.
2) If nobody else will listen to you, listen to yourself.
3) Rome wasn't built in a day, but roads that lead to Rome are seldom completed.
4) Fight rebelliousness, not rebellion.
5) If you campaign against something, you strengthen your opposition.
6) The world has no favourites, only those who favour the world.
7) Loneliness is being dead whilst you're still alive.
8) Never feed a fussy child.
9) There are two types of losers: those afraid of losing, and those afraid of winning.
10) Put your mouth where your money is.
11) An adult who hates children has never been a child.
12) Justice cannot prevail with a law that was designed to fail.
13) A child who is father to the man was made a man before he was ready.
14) Life is the price you pay for happiness.
15) When I give money to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask them why they have no money, they call me Satan.
16) Nobody can be bereft of love and romance than a man who is lovable, but not likable.
17) Hate is not the opposite of love, apathy is.
18) If you keep your head on when everybody else is losing theirs, they you've just answered the question.
19) Karma police are the only police who are not prone to corruption.
20) You can never tell computers what to do, they wait for you to do before you can tell.
21) Nudism is the origin of socialism.
22) There was only one anarchist who never hated society, and he was murdered by it.
23) People who delude themselves are free of jealousy.
24) The purpose of everlasting peace is complacency.
25) Worry about nothing before trying to change the world.
26) If losses don't strengthen a man, nothing can.
27) Cynical words destroy trust.
28) A healthy, educated and prosperous society is the government's worst nightmare.
29) A black yuppie is harder to find than a white homeboy.
30) If 98% of society rebelled, the loud minority would become silent.
31) Monogamy is the only thing that will abolish taxes and war.
32) It's the bad things people find interesting, but the good that eventuates from them is never broadcast.
33) The music industry has been dying since record prices went up and copyright laws came into existence.
34) Beauty magazines do not promote low self-esteem, only products which do neither.
35) Nobody escapes heaven by believing in hell.
36) What you want and what you become from it are mutually inclusive.
37) Let not enemies grieve over your death.
38) If two business partners are in constant agreement, one of them is not necessary.
39) When you change music, you change society.
40) A squeaky wheel gets replaced by a new wheel when it gets the oil.